My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3515	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Runes Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Votes:	9214	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3269
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4906
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2399	Towns Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crops Grown:	7300

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Items Found:	2995	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net