My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	244
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

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Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Farms Harvested:	892
Mines Excavated:	3144	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5777
Votes:	3208	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Emeralds Found:	2970
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
New Chunks Explored:	779878	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	5583
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	1146
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	56	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	2584	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club