My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4572
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	659
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5543	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	120	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	3562	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Potions Brewed:	192	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Star Shards Collected:	70
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9606	Alien Abductions:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us