My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7579	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9249

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	185

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Potions Brewed:	146	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	8650
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

mc.riftland.com

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6819
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

farlandsmc.net

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

mc.kingscraft.co.uk:2594

EpikLava

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

oyna.epiklava.com