My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	92
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	1019
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Votes:	9277	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Crops Grown:	4433	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	353
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ores Mined:	9910	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7307
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

play.coralcraft.xyz

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

mc.FnafSisterServer.net

All Games – ATM8

FTB

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

atm8.kullgames.com

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	945	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3706	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

mc.twotimesacharm.com