My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Votes:	3629	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	4421
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Potions Brewed:	44

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magic Items Found:	3183	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	3221
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	179	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crops Grown:	6962	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	6923
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Votes:	2517
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org