My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Secret Passages Found:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Emeralds Found:	2823
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2690
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3236
Zombie Dances:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	64	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	4475
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	362	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582