My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	2238
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	144
Players Killed by Monsters:	6565	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8795	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magic Items Found:	1579
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Votes:	3881
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	647	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	349102	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	1235	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	229	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	1687
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	864774	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com