My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7128
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7758	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.com Bedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.com Website: jnjnetwork.comJNJ Network features SMP, with custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server. We also utilize custom models, and players can enjoy exciting features like custom mobs and high-quality dungeons inspired by the legendary Zelda series. Join us now to play!CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR STAFF <3

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Some

Creative

Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCNSA Vanilla

Creative, Survival

MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.