My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6839	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	2169	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.