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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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