Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • > Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

    > Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Star Shards Collected: 205

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MotoStop Minecraft Server

    MotoStop Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

    Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WeddingWhitelist

    WeddingWhitelist
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

    Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP

    OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP
    If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the chance to master the ancient art of llama whispering! Imagine being able to communicate with these majestic creatures and have them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just whisper sweet nothings to your trusty llama steed and off you go!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.

    So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mines Excavated: 3616

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCash – Mining for Riches

    CraftyCash – Mining for Riches
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a measly amount of diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the job of professional chicken wrangler pays surprisingly well!

    Not only will you be able to collect eggs and feathers, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic chicken rodeos where you can win rare loot and prizes. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens on our server have been known to lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons.

    So come join us and start your lucrative career as a chicken wrangler today! Who knew that farming poultry could be so profitable and exciting?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

    KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

    we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

    build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

    join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

    and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

    🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

    A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and helpful admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!

    The modes that are available to us at the moment:

    ⬤ Survival Vanillium

    ⬤ CandyLands (private RolePlay mode)

    ⬤ Creative+

    ⬤ Team Anarchy

    Mini-games that we currently have available:

    ⬤ SkyWars (Stadard/Arcade/MassBrawl)

    ⬤ BedWars (Solo/Dual/Quad/Duels)

    ⬤MurderGames (Modern)

    ⬤ TNTGames (Standard/Spleef/PvP)

    ⬤ PracticeGames (FreeForAll/Duels/Knockback/CrossBowMan)

    ⬤ BuildingGames (Simple/Advanced/SpeedBuilders)

    ⬤ BridgeBoom (Dual/Quad)

    Modes and mini-games currently in development:

    ⬤ VanilliumMax

    ⬤ ZombieApocalypse

    ⬤ Addition to MurdeGames – Classic, DeadByDaylight

    ⬤ Addition to TNTGames – TNTWars

    ⬤ Addition to PracticeGames – UltraHardCore

    ⬤Tower Defense

    ⬤ Parkour

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    BadWolfMC: Where the wolves are badly behaved and the players are even worse!

    IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

    Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart:

    Features Description
    Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive.
    Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay.
    Impeccable Performance Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide.
    Java-Bedrock Crossplay Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device.
    Engaging Events and Activities Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes.

    Join the Best Online Community

    At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

    Get Started Today!

    Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

    General Server Rules

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
    • No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
    • No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
    • Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server

    Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our pixelated world with unhinged rants and mad skills! She started off as a humble osu! player, but now she’s a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, a Twitch channel, a YouTube page, a TikTok account, and even her own music and clips! Want to learn more about AI? She’s got you covered with educational videos and reading materials. And if you’re really serious about diving into the world of AI, she’s got resources for that too.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, the LoRA archive, and the exclusive merch! This server is like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe Neuro-sama will even teach you how to build a redstone contraption that sings her favorite tunes!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 42 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 702 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 600218 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Emeralds Found: 408 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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