Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Elastic Pixel Fun Land

    Elastic Pixel Fun Land
    OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ores Mined: 5467

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Nightfall Assault

    Nightfall Assault

    Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Farms Harvested: 270 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

    Main features:

    Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

    No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

    Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

    Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

    Play with friends!

    FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

    Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Server Type True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
    Server Stability Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
    Hosting Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
    Donations No donations required
    World Border No world border
    Gameplay Features No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
    Community Discord server available for communication
    Platform Java

    FAQs

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

    2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

    No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

    3. Is the server on hard mode?

    Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

    4. Can players donate to the server?

    No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

    5. Is there a world border on the server?

    No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

    6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

    No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

    7. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 7670 Emeralds Found: 1689

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🏠 Land Claiming Claim your own land to protect your builds
    🛍️ Shopping District Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
    💨 Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    🗺️ Live World Map View the server world map in real-time
    👾 Mob Heads Collect heads from defeated mobs
    🌙 One Player Sleep Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
    🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Earn ranks through various in-game activities
    🧍 Active Player Base Join a friendly and active community of players

    Server Information

    🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
    Can I participate in the shopping district? Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
    How do I set a home and teleport to other players? Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
    Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Potions Brewed: 116
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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