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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9653 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.
Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
