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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	1174	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	163	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
New Chunks Explored:	631936	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4000	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	914
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Votes:	3593
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	6750	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4486	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	271	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	350626
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	204
Mines Excavated:	2382	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Items Found:	8752

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8066	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	1745	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com