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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	4704
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crops Grown:	1928
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9837	Star Shards Collected:	268
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4404	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	1153	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	2181
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	8111	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Votes:	1276	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	1053	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org