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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	5441	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	6049
Zombie Dances:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	267	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	1630
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3104
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dimension Hops:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8365	Dragon Eggs Found:	798
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ores Mined:	5988
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.