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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crops Grown:	6579	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	2523	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5259	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2475
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	7677	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	176	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.