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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	987	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Towns Built:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	9059

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9314	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Villages Defended:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.