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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	2349

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5914	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	865	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.