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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 842 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 9695 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!
