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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3727 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!
