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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Void Gems Collected: 40 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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