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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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