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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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