Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Secret Passages Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 290 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2251
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Crops Grown: 8973

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magic Items Found: 4906
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ores Mined: 3343
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2600 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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