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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5474 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 2432 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 181 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
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We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!
And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
