mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	974590
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2575	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crops Grown:	5903	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	1763
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	4982	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	81046	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	281888	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4318
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	217

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es