mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Animals Bred:	195	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	156
Potions Brewed:	180	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6696
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	105	Rainbows Spotted:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5507	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1807
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633