mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1478	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	6870	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	65
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9862	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	40

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	5607
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dimension Hops:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	3147	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2670	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network