| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!
And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?
So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 776 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 258 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.
And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.
But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 182 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
