| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.
so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨
Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.
Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.
Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!
Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!
Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).
And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?
But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?
Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!
And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6283 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!
And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?
So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 178 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 246 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 194 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 736 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
