| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3498 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 641733 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4497 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.
And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 82 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9099 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.
But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
