| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 237270 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1472 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1829 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2079 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1460 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
