| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1683 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9490 | Emeralds Found: | 5183 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 234350 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
