| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1624 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 275 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
We just build, we fight, we live.
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 227821 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3288 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2232 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9514 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1423 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2980 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6710 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2861 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 6544 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 488 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 178 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3004 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5827 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7440 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9035 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5363 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8085 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 188 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 4034 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5971 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4472 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9281 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6685 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5851 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2541 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!
