””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

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Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	96133	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

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Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2187	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	189
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

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Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!