Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Zombie Dances: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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