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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9935 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 55 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
