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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5717 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 886 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.