Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Gods Slained: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 122 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Animals Bred: 138
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Potions Brewed: 33
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 New Chunks Explored: 756881

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WarriorsOfTheBlock

    WarriorsOfTheBlock
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Potions Brewed: 161
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

    Roman Olive Oil Scrappers
    join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Potions Brewed: 163 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7255

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Left Handed Musician’s Brain

    Left Handed Musician’s Brain
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Travelers Reborn
    Modpack Modrinth
    Current Players 10+
    Main Features Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What types of players are you looking for? We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
    What makes your server different? Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
    How can I join? Join our Discord server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 New Chunks Explored: 317395

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 8243 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9775
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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