Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

    PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

    Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

    But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

    So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

    ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia
    Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PrisonCraft177

    PrisonCraft177
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Log Boss Minecraft Server

    Log Boss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

    So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

    Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

    Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

    Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

    Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

    But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

    So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

    InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NarcissistCraft

    NarcissistCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Alien Abductions: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

    Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Alien Abductions: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 236 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ElephantEscapeCraft

    ElephantEscapeCraft
    Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

    But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

    FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans
    so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

    join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

    but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

    so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

    Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival
    Griefing Policy Not allowed
    Server Version 1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
    World Age 4 years old, no resets ever
    Allowed Actions Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

    Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

    A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

    Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

    A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

    Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

    A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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