Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BandDadBeGone

    BandDadBeGone
    Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

    Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

    PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely
    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pi Plays Pokémon

    Pi Plays Pokémon
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

    and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

    so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

    Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server
    Server Name Ducking SMP
    Theme Ducks
    Server Type Minecraft
    Version 1.21.1
    Discord Join our Discord
    Subreddit Visit our Subreddit

    Overview:

    Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

    Why Join Us?

    • Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
    • Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
    • Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
    • Active Staff: Always here to help.
    • 18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
    • Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
    • Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
    • Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

    What do I need to start playing on the server?

    Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

    Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

    Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

    Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

    How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

    Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 448
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tank Girls Minecraft Server

    Tank Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

    So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ConcertCraft EarlyExit

    ConcertCraft EarlyExit
    Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

    On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

    So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3376

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Creepin’ Normalized

    Creepin’ Normalized
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

    So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ElectionFailsMC Server

    ElectionFailsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlazinBeirutCraft

    BlazinBeirutCraft
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Jewtopia Minecraft Server

    Jewtopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

    Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

    But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

    CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

    Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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