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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9892 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 864 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.
So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!