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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2699 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!