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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1916 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
