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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8988 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
