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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7436 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 563 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!