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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8370 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!