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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2412 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
